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Quantum mechanics unveils the spaghetti code on which our universe runs

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String theory… further proof that breaking your spaghetti violates the fundamental laws of the universe.

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breaking your spaghetti

This angers the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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I just want to say that string theory is in all likelihood complete bullshit and I’m tired of people acting like it’s not.

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Even if it’s not bullshit, from what little I understand it’s essentially unprovable. Which makes it useless in science.

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i can’t wait to see the source comments

“this should NOT work, yet it does, if you touch this i will flay you alive”

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This is beautiful, it’s poetry.

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Just because you know how something works doesn’t make it not magic

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If you understand how quantum mechanics works, why are you keeping it a secret?

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Out of pure spite.

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If you understand magnets you know how magic works. Hell, even aerofoils seem like a glitch in reality.

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The dictionary disagrees with you.

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That’s because it’s a dic.

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Sorry, but higher literature (DnD rulebooks) disagree with YOU

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This is Science Memes, not Fantasy Memes lol

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The dictionary sucks.

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Any sufficiently analysed magic is indistinguishable from science!

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Even magic itself loses its magic when you know how it works.

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Does it, really? Or is it “magic” all the way down…? :-D

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As someone who was crazy about magic as a kid and learned a bunch of magic tricks, yes, it does. Really.

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Totally agree. I just witnessed my sister delivering her baby a few days back.

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As a matter of fact, reality is far more exciting than magic. Magic is limited by what our feeble human minds can dream up. Science has shown time and time again that reality is far more complex and far more interesting.

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The difference between magic and science is that magic is centered on humans in the way that the entire cosmos was once thought to rotate around Earth. Both a magical universe and a scientific universe contain rules that humans can discover and tools that humans can use to influence their environment, but a magical universe is for humans and about humans whereas a scientific universe is not even indifferent to humans.

I admit that it would be nice to have gods and even the very fabric of reality care about what I want…

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Sorry, hon. The magical universe may SEEM to be centered around you, but you’re really just experiencing the side benefits of it being centered around me.

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Shut up, Harry Potter.

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That’s, uh… That’s completely not true. I know lots of otherkin magic users. Magic tends to be more popular with otherkin than humans in my experience. Humans are happy to remain in consensus reality because it was built for them. Otherkin need to use magic to find worlds where they can exist.

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What?

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Reality is a social construct and is therefore limited by human imagination.

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As a former evangelical Christian, the natural universe we inhabit is magical and exciting and fascinating in a way that it simply isn’t when you believe it was the creation of an all-powerful God as basically a training ground for Heaven or whatever.

There is so much more to learn and understand. It is fucking awesome!

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As someone raised by Christians I’m glad you made it out too.

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That is very kind of you to say, and the same to you.

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I do agree but if you wanted to make to case for ‘God’ they could have made sure some of their creatures evolved to understand his work, assuming they did it in a logical way. I’m not a person with faith but just try and think a way is possible, though usually trying to understand weird comic and media universe type actions.

We are the way for a universe to understand itself (paraphrased from Sagan). Though his writing is much more interesting than this comment. I just think there’s room for belief if it works for people, but not for the strict literal interpretations that many seem to believe.

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That Sagan phrase inspired me to adapt a Descartes principle:

Because I am conscious, the universe is conscious.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says “Say, you’re in here a lot, are you maybe an alcoholic?”

The horse says “I don’t think I am.” and immediately vanishes.

I would have said at the start that it was going to be a Descartes joke, but that would have been putting Descartes before de horse

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I’m not sure I’ve heard that one, very similar and awesome. I should read some of him, yes I know very famous just something I haven’t got around to doing.

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i think if we’re arguing anything as magic, it’s probably the fact that we’re here, on earth, and that earth is the perfect planet, and that it has plenty of resources for us to exploit, and that we just happen to be intelligent forms of life capable of exploiting such resources.

Who gives a fuck about anything else when the pure and fundamental question of “why us” is literally the only thing you need to keep your going until you die.

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God doesn’t play with dice
-Einstein

<An infinite number of dice appear at the plank scale>

Tada!
-God

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