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It almost feels like cheating as we British have such a natural advantage in savoury baked goods theft.

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We need to raid Greggs before the small boats get here and destroy are way of life.

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I got to visit the UK the other week and try some of these delicacies. While I don’t condone violence…

I can understand this man’s reasoning.

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They’re awful but cheap.

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1 point

I always envisioned a larger pig in a blanket

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14 points

Oh no! If only we had a picture of the thief!

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12 points

I almost feel sorry for him. He can go on to get married, have kids, do well in his chosen career, cure cancer, etc and he’ll always be The Gregg Thief.

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14 points

Let’s be honest… he’s not going to medical school. Or going to school at all.

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He’s probably never even been any further than the next town.

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7 points

Not now he isn’t!

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11 points

Are there no depths to which they won’t sink?

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24 points

Let he who has never stolen a sausage throw the first plastic chair

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8 points

…and they all left in silence

Or something

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