59 points

I have drawn myself as the chad, and you as the soyjak.

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No wonder it had to be against a dummy; guy didn’t telegraph that punch, he fucking etched it into stone and sent it on camel back the long way ‘round.

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  • square up to target making angry eyes to intimidate them
  • step back into range
  • look at fist to make sure it’s still there at the end of your arm
  • wind body up for maximum beyblade power
  • make contact with target using the side of your wrist
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  • leave your off-hand down at your waist, maintaining defense is for weak bitches
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8 points

Goddamn, it’s just gets worse and worse as you break it down. Why would you do a hand check like that?

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32 points

How Russia imagined the Special Military Operation would go.

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31 points

Why would he punch an unarmed man like that? Especially when the unarmed man wasn’t even wearing pants?

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6 points

He must have had a washing machine.

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25 points

Sigh, Russia has regressed to the point where they can’t afford straw for their strawmen.

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