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Anon feels a tingle(sh.itjust.works)

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slaacaa@lemmy.world
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Submasturbiosis - very common with young people who don’t jerk it enough. The treatment is quite simple and obvious.

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shneancy@lemmy.world
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it’s not often i get to see google have literally 0 results for a word i looked up

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fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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Because Anon is a philistine. It should clearly be hypomasturbiosis.

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NRDK@lemmy.ml
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In case of danger, the body can retract the testicles closer to, or sometimes even into the body. You’re feeling that muscle tense.

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