29 points

I’m starting to think Everett might just be insane.

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55 points

Don’t block the fucking sidewalk. This is the same bullshit as when people stop for chit chat in the aisle of a grocery store catching up while I JUST NEED A CAN OF FUCKING CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP!

Get out of the way or I’m blasting you with my fucking cart Janice and Linda.

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26 points

If “excuse me” doesn’t work, blast away.

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21 points

It never does.

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6 points

Man it fucking hurts to fire up my vocal cords.

Not everybody is aware of this because it isn’t true for everybody.

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15 points

JUST TODAY, in the MIDDLE OF THE MAIN AISLE there’s a group of four with two carts completely spread out blocking THE WHOLE DANG THING like FUCK OFF EVERYONE I HAVE TIKKA MASALA TO MAKE

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4 points

This is Safeway!

And then just blast the cart out of your way with a foot plant shove.

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10 points

It’s no problem to catch up, just so long as the pair gets the fuck out of the way.

It should be an automatic thing, when you stop literally anywhere, to immediate position oneself outside the flow of traffic.

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1 point

But he’s walking right down the middle, which is also bad.

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23 points

This makes me think of Hotline Miami

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12 points

I incredible. 'm starting to think Everett True was a time traveler

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7 points

Makes me think of GTA 2

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1 point

What a game.

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3 points

Is this something I’m too gen Z to understand? Is it related to Miami Vice?

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6 points

Don’t make me feel old. It’s a game from 2012, which is just a few years ago.

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4 points

It was essentially yesterday!

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22 points

Hotline MiEverett

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10 points

Never heard it said, “how is the world using you?” “Treating you” is how I’ve heard it. Interesting choice of words.

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1 point

how ya living

Im sure I have no idea

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5 points

Sometimes in my area, people passing on two lane rural roads will recognize each other, then stop in their lanes and have a friendly chat, driver’s side window to driver’s side window. The rural byway was quiet, until someone ELSE needs to use it AS a ROAD.

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Everett True Comics

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A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of “The Outbursts of Everett True.” Feel free to check out the sticky.

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