22 points

More fibre.

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12 points

Or way too much fiber.

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7 points

Too little fribre, bad poo, also too much fibree, also bad poo. Thicc or thin, bad poo.

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24 points

oh no it’s not the diet. it’s the fact that I’ve been on my phone for an hour

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3 points

Why be on your phone while you could be on a PC?

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13 points

Probably because your Internet speed is good due to fiber.

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2 points

Excellent way to get hemorrhoids and/or blood clots

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2 points

Me watching 2-hour long iceberg videos about games I’ve never played:

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14 points

I was driving to my partner’s house like 12 years ago and l drove past “(something) COCKTAIL LOUNGE” and “TAIL” was burnt out… I tried to get a picture but I was driving so it was all blurry and now nobody would ever believe me.

Or maybe they cold turn the “tail” off at will when it’s gay-bar-mode.

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3 points

That’s a photo worth pulling over for. Either your partner understands, or they’re not the one.

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3 points

Oh my partner believe me, but I feel is too far fetched to tell like… at a party.

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21 points

When you are on the clock but the boss never checks up on you

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