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This is how this conversation would go with my wife and I:

“Oh god! You’re finally awake!!! Babe, you’ve been asleep for two years!!!”

“What are you talking about?”

“Look how long you’ve been gone!”

“Everything looks exactly the same as when I went to sleep.”

“No it isn’t! Look at my hair!”

“Oh, did you get a haircut? It looks nice.”

I’m not good with details.

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Same with me. Her hair suddenly was half as long - I didn’t notice.

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“Ok but can I at least have 10 more minutes?”

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I can see why he married her.

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So you are finally awake Link…

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Am I the only one that would probably be gaslit into believing it and be really really pissed off when I learned the truth?

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Honestly I would be angry too. But then after I would have completely woken up I would laugh about it. And think of a payback. Maybe even something involving a moist, cold sponge.

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My brother-in-law once put a slice of bread on my sleeping sister’s stomach, and when their dog (a very gluttonous beagle) started chowing down, woke her up by shaking her while shouting “the dog is eating your flesh!”.

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