This is how this conversation would go with my wife and I:
“Oh god! You’re finally awake!!! Babe, you’ve been asleep for two years!!!”
“What are you talking about?”
“Look how long you’ve been gone!”
“Everything looks exactly the same as when I went to sleep.”
“No it isn’t! Look at my hair!”
“Oh, did you get a haircut? It looks nice.”
I’m not good with details.
“Ok but can I at least have 10 more minutes?”
I can see why he married her.
So you are finally awake Link…
Am I the only one that would probably be gaslit into believing it and be really really pissed off when I learned the truth?
Honestly I would be angry too. But then after I would have completely woken up I would laugh about it. And think of a payback. Maybe even something involving a moist, cold sponge.