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Read the article.

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Yep, satire.

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Is that gonna count all the bogus double clicks when their shitty switches give out?

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Really seems to plague their mice.

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I finally broke down and bought a mouse with optical switches. Every mouse I’ve ever owned has failed the same way: bad left button. Well, except one that I stopped using because it was a serial mouse.

Meanwhile, my keyboard was built during the Reagan administration.

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At the price per click, it’d actually be a good idea to get a daily automation going where it tallies my left clicks for the day and transfers it into locked savings.

Yes, that’d be about $500 gone after a couple hours gaming and I’d very quickly be on the noodles for the next 12 days until pay day, but I’d get off the computer more and/or have some money squirreled away very fast

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Thanks, I hate it.

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