I’ll never forget learning that you had to lay on a bed to tuck your shirt in.

Oh god it’s like you unlocked a memory I’d blacked out entirely

We should carve an inscription in stone at the site so that distant future generations will remember that evil is often very stupid.

So much of that four years was like a horrible fever dream.

I missed spicer after he left. The Melissa McCarthy sketches were the best. Relplacing spicer with huckabee was like replacing a flaming bag of dogshit with toxic waste.

Lol good old spicy

Rudy, are you ok? Will ya tell us that you’re ok Rudy?

No, stupid, it’s “Tuck, criminal”