May you have to deal with people like yourself for eternity.
May you have to deal with people like yourself for eternity nonstop.
so no pause or sleep.
That’s a clever curse, because if you’re a good and thoughtful person you have nothing to worry about
Although if you struggle with mental health it may be… a bit rough
For real!
I have autism, and I swear, dealing with other neurodivergant people is a true pain in the rear. It really puts it into perspective just how frustrating I probably am when my condition makes me into the world most dense and forgetful person in the room. I know I hate it when other people act the way I sometimes do subconsciously.
It’s funny being neurodivergant and dealing with neurotypicals who really don’t get it and then finding someone who is your exact brand of neurospicy and then watching them sit back in confusion as all of a sudden they are the odd one out.
“How about we verbalize our intentions?” “Pppft! You’re the only one here who needs verbal cues. Try reading body language and not just assuming anything SUSAN.”
May your children be just like you.
Unforgivable. Should have just killed me.
Just be annoyingly cute and nice to them. Like, exrremely.
I kinda like the only-mildly-violent ones, like “I hope you step on a Lego!”
Make them use Microsoft products.
