Marvel jesus is cooler than the original.
And probably won’t have followers that use his name to start a fear mongering organization called a “church” to gain power over the masses like the other one.
…did they watch 1 and 2 and somwhow not realize it might just be a tad offensive to the average Christian snowflake?
I doubt it. They do this mock outrage shit for internet clout. Christians have that, too. Probably just picked whatever the most popular movie was and walked in and out the door.
Imagine as an atheist couple going to a Christian sermon and then tweeting, “WE LEFT IN MINUTE 25, HE’S LOGICALLY INCONSISTENT, BIGOTED AND GENERALLY FULL OF SHIT”.
I mean, duh…
What were they expecting? A dancing musical number with jesus and noah spraying each other with holy water?
Considering that there are a few musical numbers and that >!DP considers himself Marvel Jesus, him and Wolverine stab each other a ton, we consider jesus’ blood to be water or wine or whatever you want to call it, AND blood sprays all over the fucking everywhere…!< you could infer by stretching your imagination that yes, DP and Wolverine were in fact spraying each other with holy water
“We wasted our money proving we don’t know what we are doing in life and we want you to support us!”