I could pet 3 isopods

Roly polies are awesome.

As a side note - bugs are weird man. Some (like roly polies) I am completely fine with and others just skeeve me right out.

Even ants can send a shiver down my spine at times depending.

I always loved isopods. I was the weird kid in the neighborhood who played with them rather than other kids. They’re fucming adorable.

Isopods like beer. When I had so many slugs I couldn’t start lettuce without them eating the seed sprouts, I started an extended Oktoberfest in my back yard. My beer traps caught slugs and isopods. They can’t resist. I can grow veggies again.

The number 3 option works in the first two cases also, it’s just that your life doesn’t depend on it.