59 points

FYI, you probably aren’t a strong enough swimmer to get far enough that nobody sees the binoculars. They know what you’re doing.

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I’m legit surprised stuff like this doesn’t have a bunch of people crying about the impropriety of the meme.

I shitpost all the time in the main communities, and stupid shit like this gets removed/complained about because people follow this rule:

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22 points

This is the greentext community, so more of the people here understand what they’re getting into.

I still hate the straight up racist and misogynist posts, but this one is more self-deprecating.

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9 points

I get all of these from r9k and it’s really kind of anything goes there unless someone is actively using the site to commit a crime somehow

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Occasional grumbles happen and I have to tap the sidebar.

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0 points

The horror.

I’m all for political correctness and not making people feel terrible about themselves. However, there are a lot of people who take things way, way, too seriously on the internet. I posted a meme about Hulk Hogan and got asked why I was posting a meme with a racist in it. Just take the meme at face value, people.

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People have forgotten how to have fun.

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39 points

Most normal 4channer

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38 points

Just put fish food under your foreskin and the fish will blow you.

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step 1: jerk off in the ocean

step 2: fishes swim up and eat coom

step 3: fisherman catches fish

step 4: woman buys coomy fish at grocery store and eats it for dinner

Later virgins 😎

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I have no foreskin, and I must coom.

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8 points

Have you heard of sounding?

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23 points

That’s the worst pepe I’ve ever seen (and yes, I’ve seen the market.)

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