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Vivendi@lemmy.zip
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This is funny, but your mistake was to post it to the Turbo Vegan Central Committee aka “Lemmy”

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Monstrosity@lemm.ee
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No kidding, next time try Truth Social, bro. They’ll be rolling in the aisles over there.

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wafflez@lemmy.world
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Facebook is that you?

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Avid Amoeba@lemmy.ca
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So controversial. Now imagine we’re also laughing at the ridiculous position of the cat.

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Pissipissini Johnson 🩵! :D@sh.itjust.works
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A biological food replicator would be a better option if it were available today.

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NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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Cow. Highland. Hot.

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Pissipissini Johnson 🩵! :D@sh.itjust.works
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I don’t think cows are special, even though they do contain important energy/data systems that can transfer to beliefs.

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psud@aussie.zone
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A cow?

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Pissipissini Johnson 🩵! :D@sh.itjust.works
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Not necessarily. It would be any (dead) living organism. I’m talking about sci-fi cooking.

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psud@aussie.zone
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A cow is probably cheaper (also 1 death for five hundred meals vs so many for almost anything else, even wheat)

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FIST_FILLET@lemmy.ml
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this is the most embarrassing post i’ve seen on here

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Etterra@lemmy.world
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I think it’s hilarious to dunk on preachy vegans/vegetarians, and I live that little asshole of a cat lol

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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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I worked with a lot of non-native English speakers and they love this stuff.

I don’t understand why. I mean, I can assume.

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Bob@feddit.nl
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If they’re anything like me, they might be laughing simply because they get the pun.

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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Eh, as a native English speaker, I thought it was good. I have pretty low standards though, and I like other corny jokes like saying you’re vegetarian because you only eat other vegetarians (e.g. cows).

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