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The only recent improvement of LI is the increasing number of parody accounts, calling these idiots outs:

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Pandemic or not, there’s no excuse for 1-ply. Nicole Black’s laptop keyboard is infected with poofinger.

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25 points

Wash your hands, dude!

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16 points

Fold it over multiple times

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So turn it into 2 or more ply to be usable? Why even have 1 ply if you use three times as much

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Cause that was the only option at the time, and since you have it, why waste it.

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9 points

Were you around in March of 2020?

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39 points

That whole post was just a whole lot of text for no point being made

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Lawyer/Legaltech Journalist

Yep, sounds about right. The only thing that would check out more would be if she wrote corporate seminar speeches.

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Yo she’s so smart dontcha know?

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So my ex actually was a really organized person.

She identified the space we store toilet paper could hold 4x as much.

She saw a sale, bought like 6 packs of the big rolls at BJs.

2 months later they start talking about some virus.

Anyways. I still have some of this toilet paper. I sent her a roll for Christmas last year as a joke.

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Wondering why y’all did not want to store anything else in that space

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Unique space tbh. She was tossing the big pack on top of a y pipe in the laundry room. They stacked so perfectly and it wasn’t an actual storage space. Just a convenient high up place.

Paper towel packages didn’t quite fit as well but they work there too.

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14 points

The single sentence

Writing style

Is getting insane

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I am dyslexic and it’s easier for me to type and proofread, especially when grouped by logical thoughts.

long hair don’t care.

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I had bought a backup pack of tp like three years before because I used to have the start of prepper brain. My spouse complained every time we moved we brought it along and I insisted it could come in handy one day. Guess who got the last laugh when everywhere ran out and we had an emergency supply that lasted just long enough for a bidet to show up

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29 points

This is why I cannot physically stay on LinkedIn for more than 5 minutes a time

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I’m fine with LI but ignore the posts. They are usually garbage.

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