Please don’t do this. It’s ok to be late.

Speedrun tip: just completely remove your windshield with a sledgehammer to remove the ice

Cue the sound of me revving the engine to heat the defrost after I half ass the scraping

I usually just spray a lot of washer fluid on it.

Pro-tip: you don’t have to defrost a windshield if you walk, bike, or take public transit instead.