This is a two for one lol! Here’s a response in the same thread:

103 points

Can’t imagine not showering almost every day. I can’t get my shit together in the morning until I’ve had a shower.

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45 points

I feel gross all day if I don’t take a shower in the morning, even when the weather is cold out

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41 points

I shower twice a year whether I need to or not.

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8 points

Name checks out.

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3 points

Do you use the gallons of piss collected and fermented from the local neckbeards during those 6 month breaks?

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7 points

It’s just conditioning. I shower daily but only in the evening and to me lying in bed not showered feels gross.

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25 points

Fairly common in lots of places to shower every other day. So ling as you aren’t doing manual labor or working out and making yourself gross, showering every day can actually be detrimental for stripping away too many oils, especially for your hair, but can also cause dry skin. I’m with OP on this one, gotta shower every day in summer, but in cooler months I’m an every other day guy.

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7 points

I like to always be prepared for an unexpected blowjob.

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4 points

As a married man, I am unburdened with such thoughts.

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20 points

I’m an every other day showerer. I get sweaty and gross during the day not overnight. If I do it everyday my skin dries out real bad

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4 points

#TeamNightShower

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People who go to bed without showering are disgusting. Change my mind.

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13 points

Their bed is disgusting maybe, but they aren’t necessarily disgusting.

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6 points

I don’t remember why, but I have you tagged as:

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1 point

Filth is a state of mind and sleeping in it isn’t the first stage.

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2 points

Nah, you’re right. I had this argument with an ex GF, she thought she didn’t smell because she had been sitting around at home all day. She was wrong.

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The loss of real winters is what has made my grudge with climate change personal. Winter is my favorite season. I recognize that I can say that mostly because I have the privilege to have a good experience with winter, but that’s my context. And, to be fair, I’ve enjoyed it even during the times I’ve been flat broke. I’m a transplant to central California, and a lot of millennials and older will tell you that winter here has changed dramatically. The boomers will too as long as you don’t use trigger words like “climate change”. We barely ever get fog anymore. My wife said she almost never went trick or treating because it was always raining, but my kids have never missed a Halloween yet. Supposedly it would start raining gently around the end of October and just not stop until the end of February or so; now it just stays kind of overcast and then we’ll get hella rain for a week here or a week there. It’s a la Niña year this year, though, so it’s probably going to stay dry and sunny the whole winter. A lot of the older folks in the mountains will tell you that snowfall at lower elevations is dramatically different. I work EMS in a town at around 1000 ft elevation in the Sierras, and the old timers in town will tell you that they used to get flat out snowed in. Now, it’s kind of a big deal if you get enough snow to make a footprint.

We keep in touch with some people in New York state and they tell us that it doesn’t even really snow in New York anymore, which is kind of blowing my mind.

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23 points

I’m in South Carolina so we’ve never really had much serious winter weather. Summers here are much different now than when I was a kid in the 80s. When I was growing up we could go out and play from the morning until sundown all summer long, now we have periods where you’re supposed to stay inside during the day because it will be over 100F with like 95% humidity for a week or two at a time.

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When they say it doesn’t “really” snow, what do they mean? My experience has been that we are getting less snow than before, but still at least a few feet per season. If you look back at historical records, the difference in snowfall hasn’t been so dramatic.

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I dunno, we’re kinda taking their word for it. I think they’re somewhere around NYC, if that helps.

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1 point

I moved to California and now winters are less harsh than when I was a child. Somewhere else.

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2 points

To be clear, this climate is all I’ve ever known for California. People who’ve lived here their whole lives will tell you how dramatically things have changed.

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59 points

Second person needs a bidet.

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57 points

While I agree with you, it is not normal for anyone to smell like shit after going to the toilet

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-6 points

You may need a bidet.

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6 points

I think you missed the “not”.

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5 points

Definitely

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2 points

I can only assume that both of these people are enormous. One sweats all day just from the effort of sitting up, and the other can’t reach his own arse.

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33 points

Anon needs a dehumidifier

Second Anon needs to actually eat vegetables

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15 points

Does it work if I directly inject veggie fibres up my colon

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15 points

only one way to find out

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3 points

Ask ChatGPT?

Sadly it answered in a sensible and boring way.

Directly injecting veggie fiber into your colon is not safe and can cause serious harm. The colon is sensitive, and introducing substances directly into it without proper medical guidance can lead to infections, injuries, or other complications. It’s essential to consume fiber through a proper diet or approved supplements. If you’re experiencing digestive issues or concerns about fiber intake, it’s best to consult a healthcare professional for safe and effective solutions.

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Rare real greentexts. You can tell they’re real because anon sounds gross.

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