City boy checking in.

So, this one time out on a hike in a semi-rural area, the trail opened out on a grassy riverbank kind of place, and there were a dozen or so cows between me and the path onwards.

Now, I mostly grasp which end of a cow the grass goes in, but that’s about my limit; I have no real idea how they operate IRL.

I ended up carefully edging my way past them and gave them as much space as I possibly could, and got extremely stared at by all of them, who probably thought I was nuts.

Just out of curiosity - how careful did I need to be? Can you just like walk through the middle of them, or would that be asking for trouble?

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As the UK’s deadliest animal, cows attack between three and four thousand people every year.

An expert has revealed this figure may continue to rise. Between 2018 and 2022, more than 30 people were killed by cows, according to the UK Government’s Health and Safety Executive (HSE).

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/killer-cows-named-uks-most-30956262

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Deadliest other animal. There were 602 homicides in England and Wales in 2022/23.

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To be fair though, there are way more cows than crocodiles, snakes, sharks or deadly spiders in the UK.

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Cows kills more people each year than sharks.

I mean when did you ever here of a cow killing a shark.

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Paraglider pilot here, so I landed among the cow my fair share of times.

Cows are curious but shy, if you walk slowly they might come to have a look, if they get too close, something like clapping your hands is enough to have them running away. However, if the farmer didn’t took the veals the yet, they can be pretty agressive to protect their kids, in that case forgot what I said about “clapping your hand” and stay away from the herd. Note also that bull are less shy than cow.

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“The veals”

I think they’re called calf’s until they leave the abattoir.

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bull are less shy

That’s right; I have to hype myself up to get in the right mindset though.

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Don’t know anything about this from personal experience, but I thought I heard a report a while back about a fairly large number of hikers in the UK injured or killed by cows. So I’m guessing, not as dangerous as crocodiles but still best to be careful.

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That’s why we take no chances and mow them down with blue light vehicles.

Police car repeatedly rams escaped calf

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Wow. Just wow.

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