18 points

Fraud, theft, and bad spelling.

Trump?

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Is there a real need to bring your American party-politics in this thread?

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Yeah, you can be a thieving fraud just fine as a non-American, like Kilgore Trout.

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155 points

Ah yes. How to get by without a job:

  • Fraud (false warranty claims)
  • Theft (stealing coins from vending machine)
  • Gambling (crypto)
  • Literally just self-employment (starting a drop shipping business/flipping things on eBay)
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19 points

yeah you’re only allowed to do those things if you have a net worth over 25 million

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Some multimillionaire is PISSED at your comment

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1 point

nah just their fanbois

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15 points

“Lifehack: Literally just steal”

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10 points

crypto and dropshipping and lock picking vending machines are all lies no homo

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42 points

Anon still calls mom and dad multiple times a month for money.

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58 points

That seems like a lot of constant hustle to get out of having an actual job

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13 points

it is legitimately better than having a real job though. I absolutely hate working for myself but working for somebody else is even worse

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0 points

That mentality can work wonders when you’re an Apple lawyer

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6 points

Not when you make 100 times as much.

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Who cares for the cash, the lost time hurts most. Jobs suck ass, even if they’re mildly interesting. Could’ve pursued 5 hobbies instead of sitting in a stupid office doing stupid things for other people

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11 points

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