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We get it, you vape.

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If it doesn’t kill me while sitting alone in it in a garage with it running … is it even count as a car ?

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stick a sword through the battery pack if you want toxic fumes

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Betting 20 bucks that elon will add this to a tesla as a feature in the next 5 years

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I mean I wouldn’t trust the right not to drive a Cybertruck around with a burning tire on the hood purely for spite.

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Come on Elon, give them what they really want:

CyberTruckNuts.

Variants: Realistic, ‘Terminator’, and DogeCoin.

… err, wait.

Do CyberTrucks even have tow hitches?

If not, fuck it, hang em on the rear view mirror.

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I’m pretty sure a cybertruck would shatter if it tried to tow something

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It certainly will if you shoot it with anything more powerful than 9x19mm…

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HeavyDSparks did some towing comparisons with his Cyber versus his diesel trucks. The CT has no problem towing and speed wise absolutely rips even with a huge load. The problem is a common problem all vehicles have with towing… the aerodynamic drag of the load being towed, as well as having to pull uphill, tanks range.

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All electrics have bad towing range, but Cybertrucks are the worse. Its aerodynamics funnel air towards the towing load, dropping the range down to 90 miles or so at an 11k lb load. This was during the winter, but was still abysmal.

So far, the new electric Silverado has the best towing range, but even that is 177 miles with the same load.

Jerryrigeverything has been doing towing tests of the electric trucks by hitching up his homemade electric Hummer.

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