17 points
This dude banged a couch?
31 points
17 points
7 points
5 points
4 points
5 points
I have so many questions too. What sort of couch? Fabric or leather? Were people sitting on the couch at the time?
6 points
2 points
4 points
Build a million fences you’re a fence builder.
Lay a million bricks you’re a brick layer.
But you fuck one couch…
2 points
11 points
More cushion for the push’n.
8 points
Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
4 points
So this real or a gag we are all in?
