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Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:

https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/

Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”

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Bonus if it has a dolphin on it.

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Gyatt damn boy, that couch is thicc

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there’s no way this guy makes it all the way to election lol

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At this rate I’m thinking that applies to Trump as well, he looks ready to quit and run to Russia

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I predict he’ll drop out, or be forced out, in 2 Scaramuccis

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Nice call back!

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What’s that in Trusses?

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For our UK friends, 2 Scaramuccis is ~ 0.5 Trusses. It’s a fairly precise unit of measure. For other international friends, this around 20-22 days.

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That is what we said in Ohio when he was running for senate.

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At first glance I read that as “erection”, and tbf you’re probably right either way lmao

On a side note, I’m out of the loop on the origins of the couch fucking gag, and am really not sure I want to look it up lol can anyone give me the gist (unless this meme is it, in which case, did someone set him up for this, or is it really just “horny loser confuses sofa for juicy rear”?)

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What about the cats?

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Love it, thanks!

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Even the meme sites are better at clearing up misinformation now than most media, lol

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A random Twitter user made up some bullshit and then everyone thought it was funny and obsessively repeated it. I don’t find it funny or helpful myself, though

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But you’re doing it wrong. You have to make juvenile, belittling jokes for your tribe while decrying the belittling, juvenile jokes made by the other tribe.

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Did you think Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer was funny?

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JD Vance having wrote in his book that he fucked a couch is misinformation originating from Twitter, but it is also Lemmy’s shitpost trend of the month.

What made this one special is that AP retracted a fact check on it since it was published without meeting its guidelines and was trying to debunk the wrong question (It was debunking whether Vance fucked a couch instead of whether he wrote in his book that he did). But that fueled the fire to the stupidly hilarious chain of memes.

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JD is a joke but that couch needs to calm down.

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Yeah I was judging him harsh until I saw that

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You should have seen her at couchella.

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No arms were resting on her, if you know what I mean. Doilies off and everything

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I’m confused about all the couch fucking comments.

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It’s because of this.

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Holy shit the end of that story makes it so much better hahahahah

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Vance actually had sectional relations

Holy shit that’s gold.

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Nowhere in the book does that anecdote appear — and certainly not on the pages mentioned.

The “journalist” wrote the article without reading the book.

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I mean, would you? First of all, it’s far simpler to just do a ctrl-f on various keywords, like “couch”, “sofa”, or wink wink “LOVEseat”. Secondly, they don’t make nearly enough money to willingly poison their minds reading that absolute garbage.

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