I like how it has really vague boundaries that are obviously approximate but then it pretends to do precise gerrymandering-type carveouts in the second map

In Homestuck form: the Fizzcourse.

Calling it soda, good. Calling it pop, fine. Calling every soft drink a coke, fuck off.

Why is everyone arguing about shitty intra-US pronunciation differences

Soda is an always has been the right term, but the people who say “coke” to mean any soda are the most wrongest people in history