I do the same! Then realize it at 2 am 10 years later!

There’s also creepy old women.

I’ve had some serious “ol granny feeling up my chest” scenarios.

I also attract the silver foxes. I thought they were in the yoga classes for the ladies (or self improvement), but nope.

I really like your skin. Its a pleasing texture.

Don’t worry, you’ll forget and then go, “Ah I wish my 35yo self understood that”.