What the heck are “fitties”? I googled it, and after the sponsored ads for supplements, this article itself came up.
Some play on the word ‘hotties’ I guess? Maybe all the household objects are particularly ‘fit’? Seems weird to me too instead of using hotties.
The couch will be very popular, for sure!
That all seems very, very strange.
I never craved a toaster or a color T.V.
Fun fact: In shipping, a person ‘dating’ an object is called a cargo ship.
“Objects are made by men and used for many purposes. But we never…love…objects.”
—James Franco
“There’s nothing going on with the ottoman! That’s a business relationship!”
—ibid