What would you put in your second aid kit?

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Second aid is that person screaming “Call the ambulance!” when somebody already has.

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Somebody get a sponge.

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second aid

It is when you look at the situation for a second, and that’s enough for you to understand that you can’t help.

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First aid is some random person that did a short class 10 years ago.

Second aid is a doc that studied for years but still doesn’t have all the answers.

Third aid is when you call the dev. They won’t pick up.

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God hasn’t responded to a single one of my issues or merged a pull request since I started on this earth. Slacker.

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Second aid is the hospital

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They would do a way better job than me, they should probably go first

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Only when you’re already in a hospital when the injury happens.

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If I’m in a hospital for 4 hrs, there’s a better than 0 chance I get priapism. (Have a thing for nurses)

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The professionals.

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And at what point does Kool aid come in?

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Kool aid

*Flavor Aid, and generally following a long, rambling sermon of your cult leader after the murder of a U.S. Congressman.

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When your antidepressants stops working 🙃

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Koolaid reminds you to use Flavor-aid in all your suicide plans

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It’s a surprise. Don’t stand too close to the walls

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