Personal favorite is twat waffle
I just don’t think a pre-packaged comeback (hilarious as many of these are!) can truly ‘destroy’ someone. It needs to be personal to the situation to really hit them deep. Unfortunately I can’t think of an example.
There are people who did not stand at the front of the line when intelligence was gifted . But that guy wasn’t even invited at all…
“The best part of you ran down your mother’s leg.”
The best part? My friend’s dad said that to him when we were kids. Yeah, he was a major asshole. Also, not scientifically accurate. He was pretty stupid.
What are you for?
I refuse to play mind games with the unarmed.