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Within 2 centuries? How fast do they think evolution works?

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Well he was a seventh day Adventist who though cumming made Jesus cry and shot yogurt up his ass and commented that “someday black people could learn from whites how to be close approximations of people”, I don’t think science was his strong suit

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I mean, if you believe that Earth is 4000 years old, you can’t really appretiate the time scale required for evolution…

However, bat ears and more sophisticated speech organs would be a cool way to speed up interpersonal communication, which was still going strong back then.

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Hey now! 6000 years old, don’t exaggerate

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J.H. Kellogg also claimed to be a straight man who wasn’t interested in consummating his marriage and felt no need for sex, and that the industrial-strength pressure washer enemas that blasted his prostate with gallons of water every single day were for medicinal purposes.

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The Victorian mentality of “I saw alcohol kill bacteria under the microscope so I’m prescribing vodka to everyone.” Good that everyone is sane in this century and no public figures make deductions like these anymore.

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You forgot about anti-vaxxers

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First of all, obvious sarcasm.

Second, the reference is Trump’s sanitizer idea or this comic.

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Didn’t he also invent corn flakes to somehow stop people from masturbating?

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Masturbating with corn flakes is not easy

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