transcription: your an independent woman? can i still do your laundry, sweep your floors, and massage your feet whenever you need?
Only if we cuddle after
Cuddles and content binging are mandatory requirements for the job. C’mere, we’re watching Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood and eating cheez-its!
okay but can we go back and watch some of the missing stories from the original?
i wanna swap places im this case, ill do all that and you just rest nyah
you’ll do my laundry? didn’t you just ask me for help doing yours? 🤔
edit: also, the floors are as nasty as they’ve ever been X3
how much does this service cost? I’d have time for a second job for sure…
the only payment i require is your smile <3 (also some food and cuddles and weed would be nice)
No girl, you also require a decent payment. Because you deserve to live a good life. You should join a union and demand a living wage from your sugar mommy and if they won’t listen to your demands enough, you should go on a strike.