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I mean, this has basically been a constant since the advent of capitalism. There’s a reason why a “Company” has things like a “Chief Executive Officer”, some of the very first corporations were literally mercenary groups who organized their hierarchical structures off of the military.

Kinda why I think an-caps and libertarians are idiotic. Like how do you think corporations aren’t capable of invalidating your rights? They’re literally structured from militaristic organizations…

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Sorry if this came out badly. I work with people from all around the world, it can be hard to process names from other cultures/languages, that all I wanted to say.

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At least one of those is Slavic, and several are Turkish or Arabic. I think I also see an Indian name.

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Idk I’ve definitely been in meetings that had “war room” vibes like you get like 20 people in a room to solve an urgent problem otherwise there will be a safety or environmental incident, or the company will lose millions of dollars. Then again most people’s jobs don’t have problems that can kill people or release toxic chemicals into the environment if something goes wrong.

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a safety or environmental incident, or the company will lose millions of dollars

Those are ultimately the same thing, no?

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The second one is usually treated with more urgency

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The first usually leads to the second.

Urgency depends on Legal’s estimate of how much it will cost the company.

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I know your paper route may not have crises Jordan, but some businesses do.

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this point relies strictly in misogyny, get better jokes

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English’s not my first language, do you care to explain a bit?

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Did you just assume Debbie’s gender?

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What male name would fit to make it work?

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Quentin. Lennon. Benedict. Pletemony.

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Craig. I always associate that name with the dorky Craig MP3 nuggets.

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Funny, they always have these weird recordings from a deranged Australian.

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You could replace Debbie with Bob and it’d still work exactly the same.

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