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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money(www.theonion.com)

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BoB@feddit.de
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Amateurs… I have been doing this for more than a decade. Thank you Satoshi

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amphetaminisiert@feddit.nl
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I’ve been jobless for around 2 years now because of depression and shit, finally got back into working and I hate myself for not starting up my world of warcraft career back up. I could be a wow king by now 🙃😂

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🦄🦄🦄@feddit.de
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As someone who is currently neglecting their offline life again becausenof that game (Classic Hardcore goes brrr) - be glad that you didn’t :D

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🦄🦄🦄@feddit.de
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Please don’t tempt me, I am barely holding on.

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RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com
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Don’t you fucking tempt me

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grte@lemmy.ca
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To quote the article,

just do it—do it right now.

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agent_flounder@lemmy.one
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Ok fine. Wait I don’t have a PS5 and now I don’t have a job. Dang it.

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UndefinedIsNotAFunction@programming.dev
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You can come use mine and I’ll use you as inspiration to quit.

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