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I tough he was crying, but now I’m thinking he’s high af.

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¿Por Qué No Los Dos?

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oh shit you may be right lol

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Note that even a very petite adult good friend’s weight in gold would cost approximately five million dollars.

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Interesting, thats kinda less money than I figured…

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Note that this is the worth of the friend’s weight rather than volume. If you’re picturing a solid-gold life-sized statue, that would cost twenty times as much.

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I’m not stupid I totally realized that immediately (neat thanks)

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True, that makes sense

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Most people are not very petite

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Sounds reasonable

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is that bag filled with weed?

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Sure is.

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An 1/8th to a quarter of weed, a cake, AND a new shirt? lucky man

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AND a birthday card!

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And to tie it all off, the TV was set to channel 9 with the breast exam.

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Wait, what? Is this a show I’ve been sleeping on?

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I think it’s an Office Space reference. In the movie, the main character’s neighbor shouts at him through their shared wall to check out channel 9, because there’s some information about breast exams and he “thought it was something you’d wanna see”

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