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And then everybody clapped

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We need a bot that comments this for every single greentext

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That sounds fun. How hard could it be?

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Every script kiddie after a single class in uni knows how to make one. That’s why reddit had so many annoying bots that did fuckall but tried to be funny.

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I don’t see why it would be fake, there’s nothing unbelievable about it. I mean it is a greentext but there’s no reason to, y’know

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Anon has a wife

Red flag right there

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Also a gf. And a friend. Triple flag

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There’s also a point where you don’t have to care. It’s a good story and you can enjoy it on that basis.

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Even if it didn’t really happen to whoever wrote it, you know it’s really happened to someone at some point.

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No.

Everyone had clap.

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whats a clap and how do i get one?

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7 points

Fake and gay ☕

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I’ve always loved that the dickhead king is the same actor as the goofy boss from Super Troopers.

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for once it actually is gay when you say that

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This is why, as a straight dude, I wholeheartedly support everyone in the LGBTQ+ community. They’re people, just like everyone else, and I’m sure there’s some that are just terrible people, but on the whole, they’re just folks trying to find their happiness just like everyone else.

I consider myself an ally, and I’ll use any power I have to promote equality for everyone; whether that entails voting against people who would take their rights away, or try to silence them or whatever, speaking out against tyranny or judgemental asshats… It doesn’t matter.

IMO, we are people first. Your choice in name, pronouns, gender identity, sexual orientation, etc, are all secondary to the fact that you are a human person deserving of all the same rights and privileges afforded to everyone else.

My favorite (tongue in cheek) comment, specifically about (gay) marriage is that LGBTQ+ people should have the right to be just as unhappy as the rest of us, in marriage.

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My favorite (tongue in cheek) comment, specifically about (gay) marriage is that LGBTQ+ people should have the right to be just as unhappy as the rest of us, in marriage.

While not so bad now that they’re legally allowed to marry, this joke was kinda cringey before then. “Sure you don’t have the right to marry who you love like most people do, but ‘wife bad’, amiright??”

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I think the joke is ‘spouse bad’

Youre the one who put a gender on it

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Right cause only men complain about their spouses as a punchline.

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“This is why” you say of a fake greentext.

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wholeheartedly support everyone in the LGBTQ+ community.

what about the lone gay? the pan-sexiled? the lesbianned from all nearby coffee-shops? Why do you only support the gays with social capital sufficient to be part of the communitiy?

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Yeah thanks for that incoherent comment. You really contributed to the discussion there, well done.

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Do they think the LGBTQ+ community is the kind of community you gotta pay like a yearly fee to be in? Lol

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What are you on about? From my understanding all the people you mentioned ARE considered part of that description

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Nail on the head my friend. That’s exactly why I used that identifier. Not sure what the other person is trying to say here.

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I do not care how true or untrue this may be.

Upvote for wholesome.

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You could say it’s over Für Elise

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No. You cannot say that.

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But he already did, whatcha gonna do now?

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I will stridently, and with great determination, do nothing at all.

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