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Death by a thousand 30-60 cuts.

Wait till trex is asleep. Quick 1-2 stab, then run abck to your hut.

Repeat as necessary.

If you can go for the eyes, it can be alot easier later on

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I just sit in the hut and enjoy my food while the dinosaur is starving outside.

Sounds okay to me.

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Humana last weeks without food, you think you’re going to starvea 7 ton, cold blooded carrion eater to death in a mere month?

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7 ton seems pretty big and I think they were warm-blooded, I recon they’ll start starving before I run out of food. They may not be dead by day 30 but on those final nights of starving unconciousness you could probably stick it with the knife. Large birds of prey may only eat once per day but they still starve within a couple of days, and the bigger they are, the hungrier they get.

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Alligators and crocodiles can go months without eating. If needed, apparently, even 2 years. I wouldn’t count on a dinosaur being weak with hunger in a few weeks.

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So you’re telling me I get free accommodation, free food, and it’s protected by a T-rex?

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Depends. How long can a T-rex survive without food? If the answer is less than a month, I will absolutely do this.

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I would take 1 week and observe the T-Rex from inside the hut. Make small, but safe, movements.

After determining that I will be unable to kill the T-Rex I will inform the person running the game that I can not kill the T-Rex and would like to forfeit.

The person running the game would protest, but eventually realize I am not going on provide any further entertainment.

They’d bring in the professionals to corral the T-Rex and contain him.

Those professionals? A secret team I’ve hired. My forfeit? I had my fingers crossed.

With the T-Rex contained and drugged, I stab the T-Rex.

The team and I split the winnings. Credits roll.

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