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This dude is awesome.

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He’s like a Scooby-Doo villain but for good? He would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those pesky cops.

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And one, packed with concentrates, labeled “He is resin!”

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Is there a pic of this? I wanna put John Brown’s face on it.

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The hero we wanted, but didn’t deserve

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The Easter Buddy.

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In true Easter Egg Hunt fashion, one egg was not recovered until someone’s grandchild randomly found it a day later.

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Thought you were joking

“The suspect posted four photos on Facebook showing each location as hints to locate the eggs,” the release said. “He also posted a photo of five plastic eggs in the seat of a vehicle. Officers found four eggs and believed he had not placed the fifth.”

Officers learned they were incorrect in their assumption when a man and his granddaughter turned the final egg into the department the next day, having also found it in a park, per the release. In total, officers said they recovered over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana

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over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana

So like $100-200 worth of weed? Unless it was like shake or something.

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Much less than that. I get an ounce for $100 from my dealer. And he’s competing with dispensaries, so it’s not shake, either.

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A quarter oz is $40-$70 at dispensaries in my area (medical legal state)

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I got you for 25$ fam hit me up.

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5 points

In Northern California you can get a crappy ounce for $50, a good one for $100

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Paint greased pigs with the numbers 1,2 and 4. Release said pigs. Watch the hilarity ensue.

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