Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don’t let code become stale.

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this made my heart rate go up a little bit in a way that doesn’t feel good

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Test it? Meh. Just ship it.

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My old boss (at a sturtup with some ten ppl) loved to do this. When you’re done with your work, merge to master. Boss-man would then revert the commits if he didn’t like the result. Since the branches all were merged, no-one knew what was actually in prod. Fun times.

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What in the shit is “xtreme programming”?

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It’s when you write everything in l33t WITH CAPSLOCK ON.

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I guess that makes COBOL the most Xtreme programming language.

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I’m having a hard time figuring out whether this guy is a fucking moron or a fucking idiot.

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