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Recent studies found this chemical in all of the human samples that were examined, implying widespread contamination of people’s bodies. We are in deep water, folks.

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Worryingly, examination of those recently deceased has found high levels of dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies, leading scientists to ponder whether every person who knowingly or unknowingly consumes this chemical will actually one day die.

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I’ve heard that it’s so addictive that people who stop using it will die from withdrawal in a matter of days.

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Not unless there’s a whole bunch of it, we’re not. Although dyhydrogen monoxide does make up about 60 of a human, so for any individual person, you’re correct.

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DHMO can cut a person into 60 pieces is what I take away from that statement, and that’s yet another reason to keep this dangerous chemical under very strict lock and key. Won’t someone think of the children?

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Cut my life Into pieces…

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Every day in the world 1000 people die by accident from inhaling dihydrogen monoxide in liquid form.

Do you hear about that in the mainstream news ? Of course not!

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It’s an extremely addictive chemical as well. You’ll feel withdrawal symptoms after mere hours and going without for multiple days results in death!

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I felt I needed more than 1L of DHMO after breakfast, I have been a habitual user for pretty much my whole life

It’s there hope for me‽

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No, I’m sorry. You only have years to live.

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It depends, I have known people die just a few days or hours after drinking it

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Join ADHMO brother. There is 12 steps.

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That’s the kind of ground breaking studies that keeps S.H.I.T. a top tier institute

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I didn’t even catch that one

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Dihydrogen Monoxide

What is this woke liberal commie trash. Are you trying to summon a demon? Speak American!

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woda

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Wadder

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Wasser

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Вода

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This is the woke DEI future that the globalists want

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