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A tweet by Ivanka Trump @ivankatrump saying “I cannot believe that Theodore is eight months old today! Happy birthday little teddy bear!” with an admittedly cute picture of a child smiling. It has a reply from @blacknmild saying “this isn’t how birthdays work”
The entire family is dumb as rocks.
It’d be hilarious if daddy dumb dumb wasnt a cult leader with so much power.
Teddy may have turned 8mo in that meme, but you sir/madam turned 1yo today (on Lemmy). So happy cake day to you!
It surprises me how stupid people seem to get power easily.
Happy cake day btw.
Gross, they’re making more of them.
I was hoping Barron would turn out somewhat less psycho, but by all accounts that apple hasn’t fallen very far from the tree at all
Yeah and let’s note that he’s clearly been on HGH, gender affirming care, since he was a teen.
You can literally ask any AI if being 6’7" at his age (or any of his heights/ages following the years where they started HGH) is normal, and it will voluntarily tell you while it can possibly be normal, in general no, it’s a sign of excess growth hormone and the person should be screened for acromegaly or Marfan’s. Per Trump, Barron has no diseases (yes, he’s been asked about this before because his son is so tall), he is just that tall.
If Barron was as many standard deviations short as he is tall, he’d be 4’7".
He was not only given HGH, but so much of it that it potentially risks his heart and could be part of why he has alleged mental/brain issues.
Every fucking accusation is a confession with Trump - can’t give trans kids puberty blockers, that’s abuse, but you can accelerate their aging with excess HGH ig
“now remember, you have a chance to go against your family, be disowned, lose all your possessions and shortcuts in life, but do something positive in life”
“I’ll weigh my options and give it some consideration”
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
You’re missing my point. I would rather they’d not have bred. I’m not saying to harm or judge the kids as babies…
I sense you’re one of those people who argues with people who prefer not to have children, telling them they’re lacking any purpose in life because they didn’t breed. Hope that’s wrong but this comment gives off similar vibes.
Edit: looks like the downvoters are exactly the type I described
Maybe due to all of the accomplishments of the Cheeto king’s administration life expectancy will be measured in months to hide the fact that our collective life expectancy has been drastically reduced. When you got studies coming out saying that the poorest European lives about as long as the richest American, well you know you got a problem.
I did not think that was real. But it really is…
If 8 months equals a birthday, which used to be 12 months
And that’s reflective of shortened life spans
Then life expectancy is 2/3 of what it was (8/12 = 2/3)
And I only expected to live to at most 60 before (obesity)
But I turn 40 this year…
Well, it’s been nice knowing you all o7
Maybe this is like Tesla’s odometers, but for birthdays?
What are you guys talking about, my birth day is a weekly recurring event. I was born on a Saturday so I’m now 2078 weeks old.
I am very normal.
Wth? That’s a birth week. That’s not how normal people celebrate.
I’m coming over tomorrow to show you how to properly do birthdays. Also, do you know a place where I can find 14,000+ candles for your cake?
No, that’s not true. A birth week recurs yearly, not weekly.
A birth day is the day on which you were born, say Saturday, and you’ll have one of those every week.
A birth week is the number of the week in which you were born, say week 14, and it takes a year before it’s week 14 again. Same interval as a birth month.
A birth date only occurs once. It’ll never be July 4, 1981 ever again.
This is all very normal and logical. Beep boop.
