French toast is too bipolar to marry. Sometimes sweet, sometimes savory; sometimes heavenly, sometimes lousy and embarrassing. She French though, she knows how to fuck.
Pancakes are marry. A pancake recipe is something you spend years perfecting, growing together into a more perfect breakfast. Pancakes are always welcome. Pancakes go with everything. Pancakes will always be there for you, supporting you, making any day with them in it a good day.
Waffles? If waffles suddenly disappeared, it might be weeks, even months before anyone noticed. True believers would keep looking, but most of us would move on. I’m not saying I would kill waffles! I’m just saying, if someone did, it might be the perfect crime.
Fuck pancakes (fluffy), marry French toast (eu citizenship), kill waffles.
WTF is this post?
WTF is everybody saying?
Why TF not post this to lemmyshitpost?
Just because you don’t understand a type of discussion does not make it a shitpost.
FMK is a pretty common way to talk about comparative opinions.
Fuck is shorthand for “I’ll have it once more”
Marry is shorthand for “I’ll have it for the rest of my life”
Kill is shorthand for “I’ll be ok never having it”
So, which of the three would you put in each of those categories? No doubling up.
Fuck French toast because it is decadent but usually entirely to much.
Marry waffles because they are perfect and precious.
Kill pancakes.
fuck waffle, fuck french toast, fuck pancake, fuck oatmeal, fuck bacon, fuck cheerios, breakfast is for the people breakfast orgy breakfast #1
