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Licking bismuth would be very very very very very bad

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Why? Bismuth is pretty harmless from what I can find. It’s not great but it’s way better than lead (which it replaced in a lot of applications). Based on what I read, bismuth probably wouldn’t hurt you if you gave it a lick.

Are you thinking of benzene?

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Listen to this guy. He’s serious bismuth

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Mfer I’ll go lick my rainbow Lovecraftian City looking rocks right now to spite you

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Bismuth bangers 4 lyfe

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Chemist here: all the reds are correct but it would take so much time to explain why so many of the greens are super concerning. Every time I see this reposted it’s so concerning…I should just spend the 17 minutes and save a copy pasta response of everything horribly wrong with this.

Edit: page 1 on the SDS for pure sulfur.

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I’m pretty sure that licking pure magnesium would make your tongue explode too.

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I would not be willing to lick calcium, too

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Definitely not licking pure lithium, sodium, or any of the alkali (s-block) metals. My tongue is wet. That shit explodes in water, yo.

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I have elemental magnesium (4 ~50g ingots, I keep it in my library in a barely-sealed ziplock). it’s shelf stable and doesn’t react violently with water. Want me to try licking it and let you know? (hint: at worst it’ll make a minuscule amount of milk of magnesia)

ETA: Would I stick my tongue in pyrophoric magnesium powder? No, and you wouldn’t do that with pyrophoric aluminum or zinc powders, either, but that doesn’t stop me from using (or licking) alumnum foil. Proof: https://invidious.darkness.services/watch?v=Q_4I30Nz_b0

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You are absolutely fine licking sulfur, it is not going to do anything. In case of a solid block you are not even going to taste anything. Also what the fuck, sulfur is not poisonous, that MSDS is bullshit.

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The LD 50 for sulfur is 2000 MG per kilogram body weight. So you’d probably be fine licking it. You can’t just go off the msds.

https://echa.europa.eu/registration-dossier/-/registered-dossier/15564/7/3/1#:~:text=The acute oral and dermal,higher than 5.43 mg%2FL.

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Metallic Mercury is absolutely no problem. They used it to treat congestion back in the day.

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that yellow and that green are problematically close

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No they arent

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Too distracted by the misspelling in the title

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you can always answer how likable they are?

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