8 points

I have a tech enthusiast friend who has his whole house hooked up to be smart. His lights somehow connect to the Internet.

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I used to be a tech enthusiast. Used to.

Now if I didn’t personally audit the hardware I don’t want it on my fucking network. My smartphone, which I only use mobile data on and have the wifi disabled because reasons, is the only smart device I own connected to the internet. I also have 2 roku TVs but they’re offline (whytf does my TV need internet, it’s literally a monitor for my htpc).

IOT is not bad when you selfhost and manage all the data thats being scraped yourself. But like, fuck corporate IoT stuff

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Amazon’s alexa smart speakers had a bug a while ago where it would spit out everything it heard, even stuff you didn’t say to it.
Fuck corporate IoT indeed.

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4 points

Bug when discussed with the government, feature when discussed with executives.

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3 points

Bug when discussed with the government

unless thats the NSA, they love this sorta thing

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15 points

HomeAssistant, all IoT devices are on a VLAN that can only talk to HomeAssistant…HomeAssistant server only accessible via LAN or through WireGuard to my VPS (which WireGuard’s to my router, which connects to my HA server).

Not perfect, not invulnerable, but it also only controls lights and harmless switches.

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22 points

Mechanical Windows? I still have Windows 11. How do I upgrade to mechanical Windows?

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4 points

Install Linux /s

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12 points

Same reason why mechanics drive 25 year old crap cans

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One of my bosses favorite lines on the floor at VW was “Build it like your family will be driving it”.

I wish I had video of when someone hit back with “I know how these are built, you think I’m going to let my family drive one?”

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