…is this the equivalent of masturbation? Because I have questions about the meeting scene in “Facets” where Quark need’s help convincing.
EDIT: I am so sorry. I am pretty high when I posted that. It should sound coherent now.
30 points
Yes. According to Daimon Tog, “the ear is one of our most erogenous zones.”
43 points
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JADZIA WAS JERKING HIM OFF IN FRONT OF FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS?!
[insert fainting]
27 points
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Power move
Maintain eye contact throughout the entire range of motion. Don’t blink. Assert dominance
11 points
2 points
16 points
I joke that I’m giving my dog oomox when I rub his ears, it seems to have a similar effect to a ferengi.
9 points
When you come all the way down, please fix that apostrophe 😬
8 points
Just for fun… i named my rabit oomox and the second one ponfar.
2 points
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3 points
6 points
probably more of a c/daystrom question tbh
