Fun game: read HP, and sub the word ‘wand’ our for penis euphemisms
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It’s just one letter away from “wang”…
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It’s a classic: https://archive.ph/dRsjY
“Oh, move over,” Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry’s wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
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“The schlong choses the wizard”