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The sad thing is I can see this getting made.

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I hate that I can visualize this greentext so easily.

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The fact that they show a Dark Souls poster and proceed to describe an Elden ring movie is very funny. Like the producers don’t know the difference.

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they’d be proud of the fact that they never played video games, let alone the source material.

look at interviews surrounding halo paramount, “we want to tell our own story in this setting” then proceeds to make garbage that actively disrespects the source.

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“We didn’t look at the game. We didn’t talk about the game. We talked about the characters and the world. So I never felt limited by it being a game.”

The quote is amazing.

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12 points

that’s an even better quote than the one I remembered

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“Ah sweet, a new Miyazaki film!”

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43 points

Wrong Miyazaki! Go back!

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18 points

*gets bogged down in poison swamp*

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8 points

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They need to combine forces so Studio Ghibli makes a Dark Souls/Elden Ring movie, and Fromsoft makes a game about Princess Mononoke or something.

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4 points

Would a dark souls movie actively keep anyone with a handicap from entering the theater?

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