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There are only so many nouns that start with G. Everyone knows all Linux programs must be a noun and an acronym that starts with “GNU” (which is itself a noun and an acronym that starts with GNU)

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KDE would liKe to Know your loKation.

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Kock and Kall Korture

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DO NOT USE A ACRYONYM FOR THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A PRIDEFUL FILIPINO!!!

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These two joKes just had me laughing unKontrollably at my phone.

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Being free from megacorps let’s humans be humans, to express themselves, I love it, the jokes are nice (and are jokes, unlike the nightmare abominations like Clippy and their AIs).

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It might be some weird act of masochism but I liked clippy.

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I was part of a coding bootcamp, and one day the class was talking about git. Somebody mentioned that “git” is also a word used as an insult, like “That guy is a total git”. When I revealed that was where the name came from, several students audibly gasped, and a couple said something like “Oh, how embarrassing!” I had the weirdest sense of culture shock, and I had no doubt those students would make very good corporate drones.

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Embarrassing for who?

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For them, I guess. I can imagine some folks would be embarrassed to tell people that they use GIMP for the same reason.

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wait until part 2 of git class where they use the MASTER branch

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It’s main branch these days (at least that’s the new default for new repositories)

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I heard that Linus named it git because he is one.

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That’s what I heard, too. He has a habit of naming his software projects after himself: Linux, git.

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Yeah it’s weird how computers are still so grounded in weirdo cultures but because everyone has to use them and they’re the foundation of modern society and economy these people often run into something they aren’t prepared to deal with whether it’s copy left and the open source movement or it’s terminology and naming with an irreverent flair.

This is also how you wind up with me casually talking about linux and home servers with a bunch of anarchists as we fix up old bikes while I know engineers and tech chasers who are scared of such things.

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GNU’s not Unix tool kit image manipulation program. As long as you don’t believe Unix actually is an acronym

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GNUTKIMP

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It’s a recursive acronym so it could expand indefinitely into GNUNUNUNU…TKIMP, similarly to wineineineine… or Benoît Benoît … B. … Mandelbrot Mandelbrot. Like a ZIP bomb, never try to expand it fully.

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ffmpeg
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ffmpreg

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Don’t look that up on LemmyNSFW.com

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😳

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And Trojitá (the email client) was written by a Czech. It means “triple” in Czech, and Czech Republic is famous for porn.

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