28 points

He wanted to eat the queen so badly.

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It’s impressive that he’s capable of standing. I often wonder how ripped the legs of someone this obese would be if they instantly dropped all of their fat and loose skin.

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12 points

They have huge calves I can tell you that!

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I reckon he has about two huge calves per day

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2 points

* Orson Welles angry clap.gif *

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5 points

but depending how fast they gained the weight, thier knee joints are destroyed.

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3 points

Yes. Lot of the obese people i know in their 30s have powder knees.

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i had watched the 1000lb sister, and tammys knees were destroyed from the weight being over 600lbs.

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15 points

He’s actually a quadriplegic with an atrophic body … the bulk of his body is an elaborate machine that helps him to move around.

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19 points

Obviously on a day trip from the technodrome.

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4 points

Fucking craig

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9 points

I mean… the second half is a description of anyone, that’s what all our bodies are.

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4 points

Speak for yourself, I wouldn’t call my body elaborate

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13 points

Who is the OG absolute unit? Is he a royal bodyguard or something? I don’t know the backstory.

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That is David Morgan-Hewitt. He was a friend of the queen and manages a fancy hotel, I can’t remember which one. My wife has actually met him and reported he’s even more enormous irl.

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