44 points

And she had $3000 in cash in her purse. A totally normal amount of money for a person to be carrying around.

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Probably expecting the dollar to crash and wants to buy a soda later.

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35 points

Please tell me this is true without lying to me!

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A handbag belonging to the homeland security secretary Kristi Noem containing her passport, department security badge and $3,000 in cash was stolen on Sunday night at a restaurant in Washington D.C.

She’s in charge of homeland security, which includes the Secret Service. She has Secret Service members with her everywhere she goes.

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Go go boys will go hungry tonight

Edit: if you’re running around with 3 grand in your purse it has to be for strippers and blow - no other explanation

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9 points

It’s a go-bag for fleeing the country.

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11 points

Ma’am, you don’t seem have proof of citizenship on your person…

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7 points

I thought the Secret Service fell under the Department of the Treasury

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17 points

DHS took them about a decade ago … About the time they started having scandals because everything DHS touches is a scandal.

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7 points

Why the fuck was she carrying a passport?!

Best is to just keep in a safe somewhere, right? Not like ICE is gonna deport her- they like killing puppies too

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4 points

This was just business as usual. Being discreet when paying for a service.

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21 points

Hide your dogs, everybody. She’s about to go on a rage spree

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16 points

She has a Rolex and $3000 cash on a government salary.

Wtf

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9 points

I DON’T KNOW YOU!

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