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Saddam is hiding in a Schnitzelbrötchen in Erlangen?!?

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saddam in a schnitzelbrötchen, bashar in an optometrist, gaddafi in a dumpster

where have all the good leaders gone 😔

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9 points

to hell 😩

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😭 we need a real leader again. im going to dig up gamal abdel nasser from his grave and resurrect him

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30 points

Wunderbar.

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mmm, wonder bars 😋

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14 points

What language is this supposed to be?

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german

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Well yes, but only three words are actually German and the sentence is grammatically complete fuck to the point that I’m unsure whether it’s Denglish as spoken by a German or somebody pretending to be German by inserting funny German words into an English sentence. Or maybe it’s an evil lizard person trying to imitate our language and humour.

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43 points

Wass do you mean? Das ist perfect German if ich ever saw

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Warum served (dient) mein schnitzel low key als Saddam Hussein hiding spot?

FIFY. It’s still a mess and barely recognizable as German, but I catch myself doing something similar if I only remember the English word.

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7 points

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3 points

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The creases on that guys hand are weird for some reason to me. Double-jointed thumb?

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Looking at how chonky his wrist is, I suspect that “original OP” is quite a big lad and that this isn’t his first schnitzel sandwich. Suspect it’s more “plump thumb” than a double-joint.

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I get weird creases when I do the motion of holding a hotdog as well. Something about moving the thumb over making the skin wrinkly.
Although that is a a very defined big wrinkle where I have lots of small ones, so I guess you’re right.

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I feel like I’m thumb-shaming people in this thread

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