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Good thing no one risked boating before Archimedes invented bouyancy 🙏
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I heard people used to just float around before Newton invented gravity.
But I’m not sure. I think that’s just hot air.
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Boats float because of their shape, Archimedes is a bitch.
-Aristotle
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Oh damn, I generally consider myself fairly decent at spelling but I’ve probably spelled buoyancy wrong every time I’ve written it.
You know, those two times. I can’t say I’m often discussing buoyancy.
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But what floats your goat, if not magic??
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“I got my swim trunks. And my flippy floppies.”