Source: xkcd: Old Game Worlds

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Ok, how many coins for a cinnamon roll?

Then there’s animal crossing shaming you for abandoning it

So happy to see a reference to Escape Velocity. I spent so many hours playing that game as a teen, modding and creating my own spaceships in Mechanisto. Good times.

That’s one of the things I like about digital storage, things don’t change or degrade.

The sounds like the premise for a Mario creepypasta horror game.